Flathead County Police Blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/07/2018 at 11:06 • Filed to: police blotter

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7:44 a.m. A Columbia Falls man reported seeing a “giant” fire. Turned out it was a small burn pile.

9:43 a.m. A Kalispell hitchhiker was screaming “please” into traffic.

10:12 a.m. A Kalispell man reported that someone stole the bike he had chained to his BBQ.

10:34 a.m. A Kalispell woman called to report that her cat bit her child earlier in the day. According to the caller the cat has been getting increasingly aggressive the last few weeks and recently got into a fight with a local raccoon.

1:44 p.m. A Whitefish man reported that his neighbor, who was allegedly “busted for meth” in the past, has been getting a lot of late-night visitors recently.

2:12 p.m. A Kalispell man reported that his wife changed the locks on their house and did not give him a new key.

3:01 p.m. A Bigfork dog bit someone.

3:02 p.m. A Columbia Falls dog bit someone.

3:04 p.m. A Kalispell dog bit someone.

4:23 p.m. A Columbia Falls man accused someone of throwing out all of his mail.

4:39 p.m. A dump truck was losing all of its rocks.

5:38 p.m. A local man reported that someone was blackmailing him on Facebook. Apparently someone had nude photos of him and was going to release them unless he paid approximately $240.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/07/2018 at 11:14

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3:01 p.m. A Bigfork dog bit someone.

3:02 p.m. A Columbia Falls dog bit someone.

3:04 p.m. A Kalispell dog bit someone.

The universe moves in weird ways.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/07/2018 at 11:19

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10:34 a.m. A Kalispell woman called to report that her cat bit her child earlier in the day. According to the caller the cat has been getting increasingly aggressive the last few weeks and recently got into a fight with a local raccoon.

rabid cat?

or the start of the zombie appocalypse..... always knew trashpandas would be the end of us


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Just Jeepin'
11/07/2018 at 11:22

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I’m going out on a limb and saying it was the same person who couldn’t remember where they were.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/07/2018 at 11:25

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Sounds like everyone had a grumpy day.

I blame the raccoon.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
11/07/2018 at 11:25

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Between that and the dogs... W elp, humanity had a good run.


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/07/2018 at 11:28

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That hitchhiker may have had an odd accent but eventually his calls got through to the correct local government agency. POLICE POLICE


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/07/2018 at 12:35

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I’d wager the guy saw a ton of smoke and said “fire” instead.  burn piles tend to smolder quite a bit and billow out tons of smoke. 


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/07/2018 at 12:52

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I think the hitchhiker made off with the bike